OMG I had so much fun dancing & drinking and getting major attention pointed at my long legs & sexy high heels. Every guy in the place made it a point to come up to me and either try to cop a feel of my feet, or tell me how much they were digging on my legs.
I was happy to oblige & get mucho foot rubs, because after all that dancing in high heels, my toes & soles were a wee bit sore!
It's also so nice to hear compliments, I wonder why people don't offer them more freely the rest of the time...hmmm
Unfortunately on the way home I got zapped for doing 89 on 270S by a state trooper, but a lovely state trooper, who hadn't the foggiest idea of what to do with my N.Irish drivers license, so instead, he jokes with me that I should be doing MPH, not Kilometers per hour... and then talked about recruiting me into the force by giving me some literature about joining up.... Hmmmm...
The 2nd pull over was by 2 MoCo cops who followed me basically from Rockville center, then thru the drive-thru at Micky D's to get some french fries, then into my driveway, with the explanation that they basically pull everyone over at 2.30am on a "weeknight" & when I said I wasn't speeding, they replied they knew, that it was the longest and slowest ride to my house ever!!! Oh & who knew you weren't allowed to drive without shoes?? I mean that seems much safer than me driving with the wicked 5" heels I wore out. Right?
Surprisingly I feel full of beans this morning. I think this not really going to bed to sleep when you come home drunk, really negates getting the hangover. Or maybe I just got it banged outta me from hubby, who was dying to know if I hooked up with any of the guys there?
Listening to: Gavin DeGraw - I'm in love with a girl, Mamma Mia - Honey, Honey, Adele - Crazy for you.
I was one of the men from last night. The one who gave you a backrub while you sat at the bar. Your hair smelled fabulous and I wish I'd had the nerve to tell you who I was. Maybe next time.
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