Wish I'd taken my camera. Jules called me to come meet her tonight because she is dating this guy. They were playing and partying at his pad in Potomac. He had the smallest, miniature cock I've ever seen. He also had the largest house I've ever been in. Funny. He also drives this cute little sports car that probably goes about 200mph.
When I got there, he had cooked dinner, and while we all sat around to eat, he spent the next half hour telling me all about his big boat, his big house, his big beach house.
I had fun, nonetheless. I can be a right cruel bitch when the mood strikes, and I must be about to get my period, because tonight was almost priceless. I giggled, snickered, chuckled and howled when I saw his cock. Seriously I've seen bigger on newborn babies.
I attached about 180 clothespins to various points on his body. That was after I'd strapped him up to his own St.Andrews cross. I then took a riding crop from his arsenal of toys, and one at a time, I slapped them off. Ouch. Little red welts all over his body. I spent the entire time literally in stitches. The whole thing was just so ironic to me.
As if I hadn't shamed him enough I decided before leaving that I really didn't want to hold onto all the Champagne I'd drank with dinner, so I pulled him down from the cross, and we went into the master bathroom. It had one of those big enough for 4 people sunken garden tubs. I climbed in, heels and all, and straddled over him. Hiked up my dress, squatted and pissed all over him. I don't think the tub had ever been used. Unfortunately I got piss on my own shoes, so I allowed him to keep them.
I came home barefoot. Fuck, I actually liked those Carlos Santana fuck me pumps.
Oh and did I mention that while all this was going on, he had to watch Jules fuck this other guys cock? The other guy had her bent over like a pretzel, and I swear his cock was the length of my arm. It was like a fucking snake. No matter what position he contorted her into, his cock never fell out.
I'm totally craving cheesecake. As in from the Cheesecake Factory. I haven't been there in EON's.
And. I've. Been. Thinking. About. It. All. Day.
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